It's hard to tell, the gay guys from the straight these days
It's hard to tell, the princes from the queens
Every bar in Soho that once was strictly no go
Now falls somewhere betwixt, with a clientele that mixed

It's hard to tell, the gay guys from he straight these days
It's hard to tell the homos from the hets
He's hotter than wasabi, but does he like Ken or Barbie?
Well I'm not placing any bets.

Soho Cinders is not available for licensing... yet!.