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Moll Flanders Honk
 


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MARY POPPINS
JUST SO
SOHO CINDERS
PETER PAN
BETTY BLUE EYES
TUTANKHAMUN
OTHER PROJECTS

MOLL FLANDERS
TOM JONES
THE THREE MUSKETEERS

THE CARD
A TWIST OF FATE
 
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Actress

All that glitter, all that glamour, all that dirt.

Stiles and Drewe are currently collaborating on this new deliciously malicious comedy musical based on the hilarious 1991 film Soap Dish.

An ambitious TV soap actress connives with her producer to scuttle the career of the show's long-time star, but nothing works as they plan

Celeste Talbert has been the queen of the soaps for over two decades. Montana Moorehead needs to get her out of her way before she can move on and begins her program to get her to leave. She hires an old boyfriend of Celeste to be on the show and has Celeste become a murderer in the script, but each attempt has unforseen consequences.


Wait a minute, don't I know you?
You're her! From, oh what's it called?
Yes I know you!
Don't tell me now..., What's that TV show you're in?

"I play Maggie, in the Sun Also Sets"

Yes, thats RIGHT! You DO!

You gotta know, I love that show!

Look everyone, its HER!
It's America's daytime darling, stars don't get much greater.
It's America's daytime darling, riding down our escalator.
No one can comapre with her, she's loved by one and all
It's America's daytime darling, in our shopping mall!

And we love you, and we need you, and we share your joy and tears
and we know you, and we need you, we've been watching you for years!
Although it's soap, you give us hope.

It's America's daytime darling, and she looks fantastic
It's America's daytime darling, no need yet for tucks or plastic
She seems so much younger, with her skin so clear and fresh
It's America's daytime darling, standing right here in the flesh!

Every weekday, every year, through every high and low
It's America's daytime darling
And we love you so...

 
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